Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
I’m here to remind you that I’m better than you. You are all doomed and this is an opportunity to show my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. I made this game for for MY personal entertainment… Oh come in, relax… I’ll totally ensure that you have a shot. Humans get frustrated so easily… pathetic.What are the rules of this game?
It’s a puzzle game with a focus on the skill. This is a game for me, a tiny meaningless snail looking to defeat me.
About 3 hours of quality time with me (an exclusive package I may add)Precise and rapid-paced playing on platformsLots to be ridiculedThe illusion of accomplishment and masteryThe dream of defeating me in the end an interesting little mystery to find out… The meaning of living
I cannot wait any longer for you to discover what is actually going on in this situation… LOL
We’re excited to meet us from across the ocean.
Squid